So I was Googling, right? And the autocomplete was on. I was like "Dungeons and Dragons is" and my computer went ahead and finished my sentence...

...and I was like,
huh, wouldja look at that.(click to enlarge these, naturally)
Well Internet what do you think of...the devil?

It would appear my computer thinks D&D is worse than the devil.
Hmmm. What about, say.......George Lucas...?

So, wait a second, internet, the artist responsible for your four favorite movies (Four? Yes. Have you seen
THX 1138? I think you'd like it.) is a hack?
What about...dwarves?

Holy fuck! Tell me more, weird machine!

Well, that's certainly a...
lot...of opinions you have there on D&D. What about other games?

Well Internet, you sure like Shadowrun. (Though you're so vain you probably think it's about you.) And it's nice how Vampire got off with "Vampire the Masquerade is a role-playing game". Probably the nicest thing I've ever heard you say about it.
What else is on your mind, Internet?

I didn't realize there were so many Canadians. Though I
did know alligators were unfriendly. What do you think of crocodiles?

O.......K........ Got anything else to say?

My bicycle
and Hitler? I think you're just saying shit to fuck with me. Is there
anything you just have a straightforward opinion about? I mean, besides Shadowrun?

To be honest I haven't seen the new one and can't remember the last one too well--I don't like looking at guys' nipples.
Anyway, what I want to know is: how did you get so fucked up?

Well....yeah....but, still, that seems a bit uncharitable--I mean, what makes you think you know so much?